People gave us gifts when the kids were born. I was not expecting that the first time around. People gave us books and clothes for the kids and some just give you money.

I got checks made out to Baby Nieder. What am supposed to do with that? I went to the bank. Hi, I'm Baby Nieder. They called the cops on me, it was horrible.

I think the people who did that knew I'd never be able to deposit it. They were like, oh, we'll never part with this money. He's not going to be able to cash this check. It was deliberate. How would you like your cash....Baby? I mean, what were they thinking?