I love being a Dad. I remember when we first went to meet with the obstetrician when my wife was pregnant with our first, our son, and I knew the obstetrician from medical school.

And so we went in to meet with her for that first meeting, and she said, "Have you come up with a birth plan?" And I said, "Yeah, I think when it gets to be about 9 months, let's get him out. How about that for a plan?" And the women just glared at me.

And I said, "Well how about Sarah here will go through unbearable pain while I stock up on booze and cigars? How bout that for a plan?" They just glared at me.