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A Comedian Deals With Airport Security

I travel quite a bit. That's stressful for me going through...I was going through security recently, airport security, with a full surgical kit. Yeah, you can imagine this nightmare, right?

I get "uhhhh, sir, we're going to have to ask you some questions. You can't get on board with those items."

And I said, "Oh, it's okay, I'm a doctor. These are the tools of my trade. I need these items. I need to take them on board. It's all right."

"No, sir, but some of those items could be used as weapons on board the flight."

"But it's a flight for life. It's the medivac helicopter."

"Your friend can't get on neither sir carrying that knife."

"Okay, he's the patient. I don't know him. He's been stabbed. He's bleeding to death. Can we get on with this please."

They finally let us on, but I had to do the whole surgery on the chopper with only duck tape, a luggage key, and three ounces of peroxide.


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